My mate Egon

I'm not sure if any of you (bar Mal and Thomas) have met him before, but this is my friend Egon. I like him because he actually does do what I tell him. That's his missus Pamela. She's alright but not as much craic. Anyway I mention Egon because tonight I elevated him to the status of Living Legend. That's his job title. Very similar to mine, actually.