'Alloween
Bonjour mes cheris,
Last night we 'ad some very strange visitors to Cafe Rene.
Ze night started normallly enough - I got ready for my shift.
René was very dashing, as usual.
We prepared ze kitchen for ze night a'ead.
All of a zudden, customers started to arrive. But zer attire was very unusual..
Zuddenly I found myself in a newsroom, with a lady who kept offering to make me friendship bracelets.
Ze news was very gripping last night.
What time is it? Zis chap 'ad the answer.
I felt very safe despite ze strangers, due to ze presence of some superheroes.
Aww zere were lovely ladies all innocent and white.
Zen things went a bit mental - people from ze past and future showed up. Not to mention ze lady with ze crazy axe.
I think Wally found himself.
Ah an ambassador from ze Kazakhstani embassy showed up too.
Soon everyone was contributing news stories.
Zis lady brought cake so we were 'appy.
René was very busy but I still got to spend a little time wiz 'im.
I didn't know they 'ad cameras under ze sea. There you go.
Then ze people started pairing off. I think ze Dude scored anyway.
'E looked pretty 'appy.
Zut alors! Batman is under attack!
Dorozzy acted very out of character. Auntie Em would not approve.
Zere were news updates throughout ze night.
And much singing.
Zis is Mairead's news face.
She is an 'arsh interviewer.
Aww zere was much romance too.
Zis is my duck. He dressed up too.
Bits of outfits were switched around.
Borat liked zis ad. He like!
Deb looking stern. Mairead looking very un-news-like.
Ze ambassador headed back to Kazakhstan.
Dorozzy was unafraid of ze angry man.
Zis fellow performed a mind meld.
René chatted to all ze customers as usual.
Another mind meld. I think Deb was initiating zem.
Everybody dance now!
Or Borat dance on 'is own.
I was mixing with an imaginary deck.
Oh ze raunch.
Dorozzy got a little tired.
Zere was a scobe 'anging around with Borat and Wilma.
Aww, she fell asleep.
René got a new 'at.
Last night we 'ad some very strange visitors to Cafe Rene.
Ze night started normallly enough - I got ready for my shift.
René was very dashing, as usual.
We prepared ze kitchen for ze night a'ead.
All of a zudden, customers started to arrive. But zer attire was very unusual..
Zuddenly I found myself in a newsroom, with a lady who kept offering to make me friendship bracelets.
Ze news was very gripping last night.
What time is it? Zis chap 'ad the answer.
I felt very safe despite ze strangers, due to ze presence of some superheroes.
Aww zere were lovely ladies all innocent and white.
Zen things went a bit mental - people from ze past and future showed up. Not to mention ze lady with ze crazy axe.
I think Wally found himself.
Ah an ambassador from ze Kazakhstani embassy showed up too.
Soon everyone was contributing news stories.
Zis lady brought cake so we were 'appy.
René was very busy but I still got to spend a little time wiz 'im.
I didn't know they 'ad cameras under ze sea. There you go.
Then ze people started pairing off. I think ze Dude scored anyway.
'E looked pretty 'appy.
Zut alors! Batman is under attack!
Dorozzy acted very out of character. Auntie Em would not approve.
Zere were news updates throughout ze night.
And much singing.
Zis is Mairead's news face.
She is an 'arsh interviewer.
Aww zere was much romance too.
Zis is my duck. He dressed up too.
Bits of outfits were switched around.
Borat liked zis ad. He like!
Deb looking stern. Mairead looking very un-news-like.
Ze ambassador headed back to Kazakhstan.
Dorozzy was unafraid of ze angry man.
Zis fellow performed a mind meld.
René chatted to all ze customers as usual.
Another mind meld. I think Deb was initiating zem.
Everybody dance now!
Or Borat dance on 'is own.
I was mixing with an imaginary deck.
Oh ze raunch.
Dorozzy got a little tired.
Zere was a scobe 'anging around with Borat and Wilma.
Aww, she fell asleep.
René got a new 'at.
posted by Katherine at
3:17 PM
7 Comments:
Mark Dwyer left the quote of the night on my voicemail. "If you need re-enforcements from a bat point of view give me a call." Mal.
fair play. so far today i have thrown up and slept. i am awake now again that it is dark.
i think i probably told loads of folk that vodka doesn't give me hangovers. i lied.
Oh no Jill. If yours is the bottle of vodka that was left behind, you drank most of it!
Ah great photo-story KK, and thanks for le soiree magnifique.
I was only pretending to be asleep, I swear....
Love the photo story! Thanks again for the lovely party!
I'm glad I wasn't invited. The Halloween parties in Sudan are FAR superior. You should see the shit these people wear...
Hello you don't allow comments on your blog silly!
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